Missing TV Burp? Don’t fear, Harry Hill is coming to town. But you’re gonna have to wait til next February – when the big collared one takes to the road for the first time in six years, and brings his Sausage Show to the Empire. Tickets go on sale next Thursday, and we doubt they’ll hang around. Now Hill’s said a firm ‘no’ to ITV chiefs desperate for a new season of Burp, this is the only way (save for the emos falling off skateboards in You’ve Been Framed) to secure a slice of the man’s comedy genius.

In the meantime, let’s remember how great the Burp was…

Harry Hill Live
Liverpool Empire, 10 February 2013
Lime Street

Tickets: £30 www.atgtickets.com/liverpool